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The Compound can be reached by taking Minton south, right onto Jupiter, and then immediate left onto De Groodt Rd, then going south and making a right onto Emerson/Osmosis Dr. (go to the end of the road) which is past Bombardier Blvd right where Bayside High School is located. The northern terminus of The Compound is where Bombardier curves to the left. Going down Bombardier is not advised since this area is heavily monitored by police and Fish And Wildlife Commission. Without prior knowledge of the area, or a map/GPS it is inadvisable to stray too far from Bombardier since the roads are unmarked. There are also n...


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